10 Reasons to invest in a translation

Translation is a bit like driving. It can take you to places, but can end in a disaster when you don’t know what you’re doing.

Here are ten examples of why you should hire me.

  1. Because Machine Translation fails a lot (Maybe they’re just tired).

2. Because Manuel should be able to do whatever he wants.

3. Because philosophy.

4. Because you’re attached to your hands.

5. Because it’s a different offence.

6. Because you see hidden messages from kidnapped people.

7. Because poor Popeye.

8. Because you don’t like Solomon’s singing.

9. Because you wouldn’t like to fall over dizzy.

10. Because you’re scrupulous.


Because everyone should care about Paul’s wellbeing.

Now you have al lot of reasons to avoid Google Translator.

So contact me!